Gaslit Before Breakfast™ — White Glossy Coffee Mug

$16.00
Some mornings, the coffee isn’t the problem.

This mug is for those who wake up already questioning reality, before caffeine has even had a chance to help.

Gaslit Before Breakfast™ is a subtle reminder that no, you’re not imagining it — and yes, you still deserve coffee first.

Clean, minimalist, and painfully relatable, this mug pairs well with early mornings, long conversations, and the quiet realization that you’re going to need more caffeine.

Durable, glossy, and designed to survive both the microwave and whatever today throws at you.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

Because clarity comes after coffee.
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Some mornings, the coffee isn’t the problem.

This mug is for those who wake up already questioning reality, before caffeine has even had a chance to help.

Gaslit Before Breakfast™ is a subtle reminder that no, you’re not imagining it — and yes, you still deserve coffee first.

Clean, minimalist, and painfully relatable, this mug pairs well with early mornings, long conversations, and the quiet realization that you’re going to need more caffeine.

Durable, glossy, and designed to survive both the microwave and whatever today throws at you.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

Because clarity comes after coffee.