Innocent Until Expensive™ Hoodie — Dark Edition

$54.00
“Innocent Until Expensive” is a dry, darkly funny statement about how justice actually works once the bills start stacking up. It’s blunt, uncomfortable, and instantly recognizable to anyone who’s been anywhere near the system.

This dark edition hoodie leans fully into the message. Clean typography, no graphics, no distractions. Just a quiet accusation printed on a soft, garment-dyed hoodie that feels worn-in and serious, like the truth it’s pointing at.

It’s subtle enough to pass unnoticed, but sharp enough that the right people will catch it immediately.

• 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester
• Fabric weight: 9.5 oz./yd.² (322 g/m²)
• 100% ring-spun cotton face
• Relaxed fit
• Color-matching flat drawcord
• Front pouch pocket
• Blank product sourced from El Salvador

If you know, you know.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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“Innocent Until Expensive” is a dry, darkly funny statement about how justice actually works once the bills start stacking up. It’s blunt, uncomfortable, and instantly recognizable to anyone who’s been anywhere near the system.

This dark edition hoodie leans fully into the message. Clean typography, no graphics, no distractions. Just a quiet accusation printed on a soft, garment-dyed hoodie that feels worn-in and serious, like the truth it’s pointing at.

It’s subtle enough to pass unnoticed, but sharp enough that the right people will catch it immediately.

• 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester
• Fabric weight: 9.5 oz./yd.² (322 g/m²)
• 100% ring-spun cotton face
• Relaxed fit
• Color-matching flat drawcord
• Front pouch pocket
• Blank product sourced from El Salvador

If you know, you know.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!