“Innocent Until Expensive” captures a truth many people learn the hard way. Clean typography on a light-colored tee keeps the message understated while still hitting exactly where it’s meant to.
This shirt is soft, lightweight, and easy to wear anywhere. It’s designed for people who appreciate dry humor, minimal design, and messages that don’t need explaining once you’ve lived them.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Wear it casually. Wear it ironically. Or wear it as a quiet statement. Either way, it speaks for itself.
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Simple. Sharp. Uncomfortably accurate.
“Innocent Until Expensive” captures a truth many people learn the hard way. Clean typography on a light-colored tee keeps the message understated while still hitting exactly where it’s meant to.
This shirt is soft, lightweight, and easy to wear anywhere. It’s designed for people who appreciate dry humor, minimal design, and messages that don’t need explaining once you’ve lived them.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Wear it casually. Wear it ironically. Or wear it as a quiet statement. Either way, it speaks for itself.
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!