Innocent Until Expensive™ T-Shirt — Light Edition

$54.00
“Innocent Until Expensive” is a dry, darkly funny take on how the system actually works. It’s the kind of phrase people understand instantly because they’ve lived it.

This light edition t-shirt keeps the design minimal so the message hits immediately. No graphics, no noise, just a stark statement printed cleanly on a soft, comfortable shirt that feels good enough to wear anywhere.

It’s subtle, uncomfortable, and painfully relatable. Exactly the point.

• 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester
• Fabric weight: 9.5 oz./yd.² (322 g/m²)
• 100% ring-spun cotton face
• Relaxed fit
• Color-matching flat drawcord
• Front pouch pocket
• Blank product sourced from El Salvador

If you get it, you really get it.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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“Innocent Until Expensive” is a dry, darkly funny take on how the system actually works. It’s the kind of phrase people understand instantly because they’ve lived it.

This light edition t-shirt keeps the design minimal so the message hits immediately. No graphics, no noise, just a stark statement printed cleanly on a soft, comfortable shirt that feels good enough to wear anywhere.

It’s subtle, uncomfortable, and painfully relatable. Exactly the point.

• 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester
• Fabric weight: 9.5 oz./yd.² (322 g/m²)
• 100% ring-spun cotton face
• Relaxed fit
• Color-matching flat drawcord
• Front pouch pocket
• Blank product sourced from El Salvador

If you get it, you really get it.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!